ONE TEASE TO RULE THEM ALL - The Burlesque Parody

Kensington Town Hall



Show Overview

AFTER TWO SOLD-OUT SHOWS IN BALLARAT, ONE TEASE IS COMING TO MELBOURNE!

One Tease to Rule Them All is a burlesque parody set in Middle-earth, where epic quests take a deliciously improper turn.

Inspired by a beloved fantasy world, this theatrical revue reimagines heroes, hobbits, dark lords and mythical beings through burlesque, circus and outrageous character-driven performance.

Performance Details

Follow a fellowship of bold and mischievous performers on a journey filled with temptation, transformation and tongue-in-cheek storytelling. Expect dramatic reveals, handcrafted costumes, cinematic lighting, big laughs and plenty of moments you won’t see in the extended edition.

This isn’t a retelling. It’s a playful corruption, lovingly poking fun at the tropes, characters and legends audiences know so well.

Whether you’re a fantasy fanatic, a burlesque devotee or simply looking for a night of escapism, comedy and spectacle, prepare to laugh, gasp and cheer as Middle-earth is turned delightfully on its head.

Doors open at 7:00pm. Show starts at 7:30pm.

Strictly 18+ event.

The fellowship assembles. The quest begins. And not everyone stays dressed.

Available Dates

October 2026 2 dates
Fri 2nd Oct Sat 3rd Oct

Frequently Asked Questions

One Tease to Rule Them All is a burlesque parody show in Melbourne that reimagines a fantasy world through burlesque, circus, and character-driven performance.
The show takes place at various Melbourne venues; check the official website for the exact location and current schedule.
Performance dates and times vary; visit the show's website for the latest Melbourne schedule and ticket availability.
The show features a fellowship of burlesque and circus performers portraying mischievous heroes and mythical characters.
The show contains adult-themed burlesque and parody elements, making it more suitable for mature audiences in Melbourne.
Yes, tickets are available online through the official website where you can also find pricing and availability details.
Show length varies by venue; check the Melbourne event page or website for exact run times.
There is no official dress code, but casual to smart-casual attire is recommended for Melbourne performances.
Photography and recording are usually prohibited during the performance; confirm specific venue policies on the website.
Yes, the show is generally restricted to adults due to mature content; check the official site for specific age guidelines.

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